I Love You, But F*ck Off

$33.00

I Love You, But F*CK Off

Marriage, Motherhood & Meltdowns

By Katie Roos

Motherhood is beautiful.

It's also loud, messy, exhausting, hilarious, overwhelming, heartbreaking, and sometimes makes you want to lock yourself in the pantry with a coffee and pretend nobody knows where you are.

I Love You, But F*CK Off is a brutally honest, funny, and heartfelt look at motherhood, marriage, neurodiversity, mental load, mum rage, and the beautiful chaos that comes with raising a family.

This isn't a parenting manual.

It's a survival guide for the mums who are doing their best while secretly wondering if everyone else is finding it just as hard.

Inside you'll find:

  • Honest stories from real motherhood

  • Laugh-out-loud moments you'll recognise immediately

  • Reflections on parenting neurodivergent children

  • Practical exercises and journal prompts

  • Gentle reminders that perfection is a myth

  • Permission to be a human before being a mum

For the mums who:

  • Love their children fiercely

  • Feel touched out before lunchtime

  • Wonder if everyone else has it together

  • Occasionally dream about running away to a hotel alone

  • Need someone to say, "Me too."

If you've ever looked at your beautiful family and thought "I love you all, but please leave me alone for five minutes," this book is for you.

*Please Note: As this book is fully self-published, copies are ordered in batches. While we do keep stock on hand, there may be times when we sell out. If your order is placed when we are temporarily out of stock, we'll contact you as soon as possible to let you know and provide an estimated delivery timeframe. Thank you for your patience and for supporting an independent author.

Price includes GST.

I Love You, But F*CK Off

Marriage, Motherhood & Meltdowns

By Katie Roos

Motherhood is beautiful.

It's also loud, messy, exhausting, hilarious, overwhelming, heartbreaking, and sometimes makes you want to lock yourself in the pantry with a coffee and pretend nobody knows where you are.

I Love You, But F*CK Off is a brutally honest, funny, and heartfelt look at motherhood, marriage, neurodiversity, mental load, mum rage, and the beautiful chaos that comes with raising a family.

This isn't a parenting manual.

It's a survival guide for the mums who are doing their best while secretly wondering if everyone else is finding it just as hard.

Inside you'll find:

  • Honest stories from real motherhood

  • Laugh-out-loud moments you'll recognise immediately

  • Reflections on parenting neurodivergent children

  • Practical exercises and journal prompts

  • Gentle reminders that perfection is a myth

  • Permission to be a human before being a mum

For the mums who:

  • Love their children fiercely

  • Feel touched out before lunchtime

  • Wonder if everyone else has it together

  • Occasionally dream about running away to a hotel alone

  • Need someone to say, "Me too."

If you've ever looked at your beautiful family and thought "I love you all, but please leave me alone for five minutes," this book is for you.

*Please Note: As this book is fully self-published, copies are ordered in batches. While we do keep stock on hand, there may be times when we sell out. If your order is placed when we are temporarily out of stock, we'll contact you as soon as possible to let you know and provide an estimated delivery timeframe. Thank you for your patience and for supporting an independent author.

Price includes GST.